Wait... I thought you said you were in Scotland..?

CCP Announces Adopt-a-Clown PLEX 4 Good Enough

When youGÇÖre feeling down after a harrowing dump, and you just canGÇÖt look at hex codes anymore, donGÇÖt you just wish someone would jump out at you and honk their nose. When youGÇÖre feeling stressed and could use a little refreshment, IGÇÖm sure you too long to be squirted in the face from a fake flower. Yet we've all seen the headlines; clowns are an endangered group. If we do nothing, weGÇÖll never again hear the squeak of giant shoes voicing the grand irony of not actually sneaking up on us.

ThereGÇÖs something you can do about this tragedy in the making. For just the price of a cup of coffee each day, you can sponsor a struggling clown and help him or her make their way through Clown College. Whether they are learning to portray perpetual surprise without plastic surgery, or just pushing for their floral marksmanship certification, theyGÇÖll have you fondly and firmly in mind. In the first week alone, youGÇÖll have funded their first nasal exclamations. If enough of us band together, we can ensure our children enjoy clown references for generations to come.

Please act now. Without your help, we may soon be living in a world where we never again witness the intense dedication of dozens of grown men and women cramming themselves into a tiny fuel-efficient car. DonGÇÖt let the memory of Bozo die. Give generously today.

I want to roll around in the rabbits.

It would be a change from my current fixation

Logged on to 99 notifications.

Tyra Falco likes is now up to page 2764.

Go go Falco go.





DMC

Woe is me, haven't had a single cup of Coffee today... 13 hour shift... o.O

Tyra has been spotted on 3472. That poor poor mouse

All they do is walk around with their tate pension that I'm paying for and which they don't spend anyway and they try to pick on people to make themselves feel important cause nobody would care that they exist otherwise. Net result is my day is shittened up hardcore from the morning. And then they talk about how nobody gives tjem respect and how young people today lack manners. Not to mention that they're deafer than your average person so thehy're constantly yelling and it drives me up a wall. I have very sharp senses and the noise pollution caused by them is downright unbearable sometimes.

Rock-a-bye Candi in the spaceship,
When the web hits, the ship will slow down,
When the scram lands, the ship will then fall,
And up will blow Candi, capsule and all.

go go go

Also, you has new portrait.

You reminded me I wanted to change something about mine.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1_QjLLY3OaM&feature=youtu.be

I never meant to loose this way

It just needs the clip of Dominixes twerking...

i want to have sex with that boy

Some crazy person fit a neutralizer to my procurer, no idea why.... Can haz fleet invite??

But it's mostly Kate's fault ^h^h^h^h idea. May you Thrash, Rift, and Slash with gusto. Go with pod, young Tyra.

I remember back in 2006 when the Academy Awards split the Best Director / Best Picture (Ang Lee / Crash) someone saying: "It's ridiculous. If he's the Best Director, what is he the best director of? And if that's the Best Picture, who directed it?" Sigh.

I don't drink beer, straight to the spirits.

Seems like everyone likes mah short hair.

I want these, now. ESPECIALLY the first atron.

Sounds about right.

Tyra Falco strikes me as harley

We are all Chribbacus.

The more I look at your portrait the more adorable it gets to me.

Either that or its my Achura chick fetish kicking in...

There is an image for that too somewhere.

Yay! Plunderbunny Jr is here, and by the look of it ready to relieve everyone of their loots!

not too bad thanks mate, busy.. stag and hen weekends out of the way, ill be a married man 3 weeks tomorrow

Ergh... think I'm getting sick...

I'm familiar with the recipe, just not a fan of hot whiskeys

Congrats Dani on the "Like of the Beast" achievement: http://imgur.com/udQ5yuY

Huh... and I'm over 9000!

* brings chicken soup.

I wonder if I can legally write my EvE account into my will.

You should know better than to go 'OUT' you must always be playing EVE.

Florida here, but I hardly consider this a southern state, especially when you live South of Daytona....

I almost had my computer burn down today. One of my molex to 3pin fan adaptors decided to melt on me.

I'm down one intake fan but meh, It still runs fine.

As you should be

I've had a horrible couple of avatar-days. Updated Erica's yesterday, but wasn't happy with it. Been trying to "fix" it since without much luck. Will keep trying ideas later tonight.

I hate mondays..

I'm good,

Would be better if i didnt have 2 meetings today >.<

do you have a flag?

yeah, i never sign into anything with facebook, apart from facebook.

i know stuff will post on my behalf otherwise.

i would like to know who thought a share on FB button on pron was a good idea though.....

Working 2 jobs now, been up since 5am :([

It got quiet. I disapprove.

I don't buy nice coffee, really. I drink so much of it, I go to a wholesale store and get fairly large bags.

CCP are clearly ass people!

just woke up and snacked

that means...

nap

*Drowns Erica in a bathtub full of nanite paste!*

Also in other news, there is pie. Coconut cream pie to be exact.

I just know as soon as I go to bed everyone will start having interesting discussions.

home time ^_^

OK, looks like my catching up on likes and replying to various posted replies has inadvertently caused me to spam post.
Actually I blame you guys. There was no reason to stop the convo just because I started distributing Likes.

DMC

Hey, Graygor started it. Then someone else mentioned training up Capital skills so I figured I'd just add in my 2 ISK worth of wasted skill training to the topic.

Besides, not very many people bother to train level 5 in the 'Specialization' skills and since you've already gone down that road yourself, I'm sure you can understand and relate to the 'irony' of spending all that time just to gain a measly 2% DPS increase.

Or I could just be wrong and if so, then just ignore me.
DMC

dumdi-dum-dum... EEWWW! Tyraaaa! Look what you did ! Now there's jelly on every Like button x)

hmm 2500 AUR to spend , not enough stuff in noble exchange

Like wise, apart from moving Eve assets. Technically I'm not moving them, I'm procrastinating instead.

Sounds like you're procrastinating wrong Tyra

Have you thought about joining up with an outfit that can help you avoid those losses? Or do you like being your own ceo?

The japanese are still big on cash.

So change our clocks tonight, daylight savings. Happens right in the middle of our shift, so effectively we're working 13 hours today instead of 12. Company refuses to give us an hour overtime however, so we've convinced the boss to bring us in some free pizzas tonight.

Only problem is that with the boss coming in I can't setup my laptop yet

And I have to leave my tie on!

Goddammit. Better be yummy pizzas!!


Loving your new portrait!


Just relax, Mr Severus.

Take your mind to a happy place ...

*Dani slides her latex gloves on with a "snap!" and moves toward you with a malicious smirk*

I like Milk.

So... First two weeks done.

One hour of sleep every three hours: sort-of check
Baby gaining weight: Check
Frozen meals in the freezer: Oh, oh.

Quick run to the market... 4-car chain-reaction crash, my fault. Won't know if the car is totaled until Monday. No one hurt thankfully.

Sigh... I hope next week is better.

The extra cheese pepperoni bacon with stuffed cheese crust was good.

Looks like a fine computer, maybe just a touch more RAM would do it

I went into Evesupernova mode yesterday.

Fear not my dear Falco, for I have been reborn.

While I was shedding my outer corona and layers through rage, I started to solve some of the problems i had been having. I started to realise that the massive plan that i had for my future in eve was the reason i was raging, so i shed the old Master plan for Fun and doing stuff.

So i may have shed a few trillion megatons of Mass, but i feel much better about the game than i have for a long time.

A friend has been bugging me to play a game called men of war for a long time now..
My usual reaction has been like: hngggggggggh, my leg broke so i cant right now

But finally i got around to it aaand it was awesome.

For control freaks it is a must, as you can micro everything in the field.
From a single infantry in a squad to the tanks and if that is not enough you can assume direct control.. Just jolly good fun

Strategy you say? Likewise i love strategy games, does anyone here play Supreme commander/Civ V/Empire total war/Ruse?
we should meet up on steam and play some games.

australia come and get me had to put shorts on , i think the neighbours called the cops

I also miss Marcus' stories of the idiots he dealt with.

People are just plain stupid.

But the stuff they do is good for a laugh.

i have tech support stories, school stories, truck driver/warehousing stories....

i'm sure that truck drivers have to have a maximum IQ test. if they come out above 10, they're not allowed to drive a truck as they're too smart.

from SiSi.

matte black... it's what I want

any horror stories, Falco?

people leaving those bed mummies etc.?

It should be illegal to go to work when feeling this bad. Good morning.

I cough in your general direction!

I'd considered calling in sick, but they'd just think I was hungover. If they see me today, they'll know I'm ill if I call in tomorrow.

BriiBrii

can't stop

the likes

can't stop the likes

I can't stop

the likes

can't stop the likes

good, i'm feeling better today, and i have chocolate.

been waiting for you to show up. saw this, was reminded of you working in hospitality

edit: i also hit 50k likes \o/

seriously, stahp nao!

happy b-day btw, eliana! hope you have a good time.

mines tomorrow lol

Hey all!


All of this sun is starting to make me suspicious...

Wow that's turning into an epic thread. I want to post again, but I don't want to contribute to his/her complete mental breakdown o_0 Sometimes you just gotta step away from the keyboard and get a little fresh air. Don't let forum warrioring get to ya

Bwhahahahahhahahahah.

Oh the intertubes... theyre so awfully brilliant... or brilliantly awful.

What do you do Tyra?

I saw on TV that some private security forces are looking at using dubstep for riot control purposes.

Every single year of my Undergrad education I had a final exam on my birthday (2 of the years it was a 7pm-10pm exam). Only thing that could have made it worse would have been an 8am final the next morning, which thankfully never happened.

I just hope they don't stain my shirt.

It just went in an uplanned direction.

My birthday has started as of 3 minutes ago.

That will be 20 million ISK please.....

Just got my degree!!!

Woo!

And now mudskippers

All work and no play makes, Ria a dull girl.....

concur.

Good morning LAGLeers o/

Today is the first of three Mondays in a row. O.o

Next two days I will be away at diversity training. Just like having three mondays in a row.

I take it you like this look?

I can't remember the last time I lost a pod :-\

They need to reinstate the splat noise for podding.

Yes you should. You're still a baby.

And you're welcome!! Hope you have a great day/night and get spoiled by your family.

just did a anom in hi sec got this chip rogue drone 46-x nexus chip anyone know what its for never seen one ?

I really don't even notice them most of the time anymore, its just a "normal" part of the forums.

But its most definitely a bug.

Pfft, fashion trends.


Atleast I dont have the shirt with the CCP logo on it.

I rarely eat any of my breads, non-toasted

I have no party i have only work.

In scotland isnt that just getting plastered and headbutting people?

When you posted that it was still saturday in scotland

i like Eevee.

and i like that she isn't within kicking range.

Showed up to wrok at 5 am...its only 11 am...Plz halp.

luckily i have two bottles of twelve year old single malt scotch in my room

one is completely unopened.

Why are toxin control and recovery skills so expensive?

ewww... I only use armor/shield rigs, so I'm impacted as I will only run pure hardened tanks. But just means I move fewer goods for trade and fewer pvp ship hull/fitting kits ( =more trips). Maybe a good change though, more expanded-centric cargo ships getting blowed up, less competition.

WAT

Morning, anyone going to the mass test today?

Edit: Welcome back, Gray

Should I take adderral to become the wizard of Eve?

Do you dream of me as I do of you?

I often wake in fright. Bed sheets soaked with sweat, my hair a mess, my little belly still convulsing. my knees trembling, my ... uhh, yeah you get the idea.

Its 30c... and im wearing a jacket and tie.

What the hell is wrong with me?

Wow, was a slow day today.


Hai Alice, long time no see.

ah typical weekend, so many fresh threads to toll started by weekend warriors
I think the winner was 'NPC escorts' which obviously must have been something to do with hookers, right?
Not enough 'EVE is dyingGäó" threads this weekend, but activity level was still fairly up to par.

Posting in internet circle jerk

PS don't like this post

Fixed it for you.

Now it's a Breakfast Sandwich.





DMC

You and your delicious feeding. All i got is japanese grub. Id kill for a good plate of egg and bacon or bangers and mash.

You look like my evil twin who is also a clown

Now its time to go on a rampage!

You're Scottish, you don't need any to go on a rampage

don't mess wi' dem scots!

Got an exam tomorrow. It's 2AM now. Can't sleep so might as well study some more. Funny thing. I'm not even nervous.

gday all cheers DMC and webby still feel like crap flu at my age not good sigh sux getting old

Hello LAGL,

Just got done printing out my ticket for the CCP Player Event in Hollywood tomorrow night.

Should be fun. There's gonna be 2 hours of open bar. Yes, that's right, 2 hours of open bar.

All I can say is WOOT LOOT. Definitely gonna get my fill of Tanqueray Gin.





DMC

Pixar

Thank you! I'm here all night!

play that funky music, Miiral

7 week holiday? what is this?

i have 20 days of holiday per year that i have to book in advance with at least 2 weeks notice.

Also it's fast, beautiful and a total chick magnet.
Even comes with an air freshener and plush dice.

Now, off to vacation in the woods.




Try not to destroy the place while I'm gone.

hm...

anyone feel like a lowsec roam with some friends of mine this saturday? 19:00 eve, frigates t1/t2/faction.

i'll tell where to people who can make it.

Kate logic.

gday all i missed the cake ddi'nt i

He can play his games when he is home. I have decided to take him to the park nearby for a while as the chubby monkey sure could use the exercise. Will also ask my neighbor if she would like me to walk her dog while I am at it.

Set dog loose on kid, watch kid run a few laps and enjoy the show is the plan.

I haz pwetty dwess nao.

And finally all the moving & logistics stuff has been done and I can begin cranking out AFs and Inties...

I met this girl
She's just great,
This girl I just adore
the problem is
she has much more
than I had bargained for

she's got that style
she's got that smile
she's got the walk
she's got the talk

she's got that zing
there's just one thing

she's got a peaness.

Long lost father/son thing perhaps?

gday LAGL *grumble grumble* stupid weather , sideways rain , thunderstorms , 100 kmh winds , i hate working outdoors some times, look out dusette's this weather is heading your way

So, I may or may not be having way too much fun on Sisi flying around in ships I can't afford on live.

RIP Wardrobe: https://zkillboard.com/kill/40039754/

morning all . will be missing from game for a few days , my mum passed away last night , been expected has'nt been well for a few weeks got a few things to do .

Lazy? LAZY? I wish I could smack you through the internet, nerd.

Your portrait is staring at me. It has this certain quality of look in the eyes...

Gonna take forever on this wireless of mine though.

But it's comin'!

Found a pretty cool pic today.

I will make you some! :3

Do you like orange cream lattes? Or raspberry cream? My two favorite summer drinks.

why you doing this to me?

those kittens create those..... feelings.

I took a few minutes to fix up the picture I found with the female pilot and the MiG-21 Might work on it a bit more when I get more patience.

http://i.imgur.com/nSdIs9V.png

tl;dr some people got $4.50 of store credit for getting their cc details leaked...

Has Mr. Chribba ever posted on LAGL? Does anyone know?

Happy Thursday!

watch out, watch out, the dusettes are about.

GL Trya. I'm vehicle shopping right now and I'm really hating it.

Morning

Hmm collectors.. maybe ill get one.. when I get my annual bonus :p

Sometimes you guys make my head hurt.

Try coffeee it rocks

*sufficiently far enough away. HEY! JUST WONDERING, WAS THERE CAKE?

Please don't do that, being the joker is bad for a boss.
Making jokes looks like craving for attention and approval.
You don't need that. You can start being funny once you know your team better, eventually you can fully be yourself- but don't start it as some wannabe comedian, that's just plain bad.

All LNB ships come with a small contingent of exotic dancers by default. Any other goodies have to be added retroactively, I am afraid.
But with my lazy and useless alts slowly getting their skills up to where they need to be, we will be soonGäó offering also modules, as well as pre-fitted ships if you desire so.

forwarded you the mail

Your face....

You're no sad panda anymore....